All rocks go to heaven. That may not make sense to you unless you’ve seen the series of photos of two churches’ welcome signs (and even then, it still may not make sense). It began with a Catholic church, Our Lady of Martyrs, (and by the way, it was really difficult not automatically typing Mawrtyrs) stating that “all dogs go to heaven.” Beulah, Cumberland Presbyterian church, took offense to the idea that anyone other than a human would go to heaven. It is a hilarious conversation.
There are an additional seven photos of the churches’ exchanges. The last five are my favorites:
OLM: “Catholic dogs go to heaven. Presbyterian dogs can talk to their pastor”
Beulah: “Converting to Catholicism does not magically grant your dog a soul”
OLM: “Free dog souls with conversion”
Beulah: “Dogs are animals. There aren’t any rocks in heaven either”
OLM: “All rocks go to heaven”