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All Rocks Go to Heaven

All rocks go to heaven. That may not make sense to you unless you’ve seen the series of photos of two churches’ welcome signs (and even then, it still may not make sense). It began with a Catholic church, Our Lady of Martyrs, (and by the way, it was really difficult not automatically typing Mawrtyrs) stating that “all dogs go to heaven.” Beulah, Cumberland Presbyterian church, took offense to the idea that anyone other than a human would go to heaven. It is a hilarious conversation. Continue reading

Memories are the Most Important

If your house were on fire, what would you grab first?

My first thought was that it depends on whether “house” meant my apartment or my room at my parents’ house (because even when I was living in Chicago,
I still had a fair amount of stuff stored there for safekeeping). After that, though, I decided definitely my external hard drive: it’s got everything — photos, videos, all kinds of documents, essays, emails, scanned journals from when I was little, favorite recipes. Continue reading